ah, just dan casually modeling
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
should i tell him
you don’t need drugs to have a good time
make me choose
↳ anonymous asked: ten or tentoo
This is the BEST.
when kids stare at you for a long time
I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.
Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
Before they paired up though they would try to pair with Hermione but she would say no because they want her to do all the work
She’d probably pair up with Neville because the poor thing would probably start sweating at the mention of the word “presentation.”
Downton Abbey x iPhones
Pleasingly anachronistic :)
‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago
it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact
let’s begin the feast (◉‿◉✿)