houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

vandigo:

mockingpond:

onelastgeronimo:

Why is Christopher Eccleston afraid of Paul McGann?

Because McGann Hurt Eccleston.

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oh my god

Can we take a moment to appreciate that 50 years of a television show, with multiple writers, a reboot, and the fixing of a gaping plot hole have come together to give us the ability to make this exact pun?

midget-banana:

hijackspace:

thehttydblog:

modern-hiccup:

Me and my sibling can go from

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to

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in like three seconds 

#MY LIFE

on a scale from disney to dreamworks what’s your sibling relationship

MARVEL

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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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blue-eyed-hanji:

obsessivecompulsiveteadrinker:

*Fictional character torn apart by bullets*

He might still be alive

*Fictional character shot in the head*

I’m sure they could survive that

*Fictional character in coffin at funeral about to be buried*

They’ll be ok

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flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

prettyarbitrary:

And here, we see Sherlock accessing his mind palace in order to remember how to walk.

prettyarbitrary:

And here, we see Sherlock accessing his mind palace in order to remember how to walk.

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

that time dan accidentally pulled his pants down on a video [x]

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.